plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try
This is what I do with my evenings
oh. my. god.
i hope you all know that my mom passed by and asked me if i finished my homework and i said “yea im doing it right now” and she came over to my computer and i closed it before she saw and then she thought i was watching porn and told me to open it so i did and i think she’s even more disappointed with my life now
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
describing eye colors isn’t actually v helpful as a description??? talk about the makeup smeared on the left side, the lines under their eyes, the sloppily cut hair obscuring their eyes from view, how bloodshot or sunken they seem in the face, how wide they go at the slightest sound, how glassy and unblinking they seem, how they’re always darting away
all of that tells me a bit more about the character than whatever shade of gemstone they most resemble, seriously
IT’S ABOUT BUYING HOMES IN NUDIST COLONIES AND IT IS WORTH WATCHING JUST FOR THE CAMERA ANGLES
how long did it take you to line that shot up
ANYWAYS IT’S A LAUGH AND A HALF 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
Ok. I’m tired of the typical vampire, werewolf and fairy.I’m also tired of the occidental-centrism in mythology. Hence, this list.
I tried to included as many cultural variants as I could find and think of. (Unfortunately, I was restricted by language. Some Russian creatures…
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
You should follow @tnylgn
My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.