Now we know
my life has been a lie
gray is closer to black
grey is closer to white
HEY CHARLES LOOK I CAN HANG A SPOON ON MY NOSE!!!
You can literally control metal, Erik.
have i told you guys about the Flint rock before?
its this rectangle rock thing thats by the highway and almost every night for 50 years its been painted over and painted over, usually with memorials for loved ones
and even though is illegal no one ever stops them and every few years people get together to peel the paint off to start fresh and look at all the paint that comes off
and nobody knows who started the tradition or what the rock even is for
i just think its really cool
oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?
netflix gives u 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with ur life today
when you flawlessly rap that verse
I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED
there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here
the disruption of pleasant relaxing music
the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager
the small child’s laughter in the background
the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something
the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere
the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano
it’s all so beautiful
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just