r3ckless-thoughts:

barebackinq:

when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it inimage

i cant believe how true this is 

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

steviepsyclone:

susemoji:

There she go

that girl has strength

colinodoughnut:

Pirates of the Caribbean : A Summary

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

kooner-cz:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

Body Found Under Motel Bed, Police Say It Has Been There At Least 5 Years

ztacey:

debrides:

funeralsauce:

“I dropped the television remote, and when I went to check under the bed I found her. It was like something out of a scary movie,” said Aaron Silver, the man staying in the room.

… “I clean that room every day. I noticed a smell several times, and told my manager,” said Anita Rodriguez, a housekeeper at the motel. “He told me to just use extra Febreeze in the room and it would go away eventually. I always hated cleaning that room.” …
“Funny thing is, the records also show literally almost 1,000 complaints from people who stayed in the room over the years. Everything from a bad smell to an ‘eerie feeling.’ Several people even asked to switch rooms in the middle of the night,” said Goldsmith. “The motel really should have checked out that room a little more closely.”

How the fuck

"It’s not in the policy to check under beds during cleaning" YOOOOOOOOO HOW

globalsoftpirka:

dcwomenkickingass:

His crime is now canon

image

deantrippe:

When no one was looking, Lex Luthor
took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes.
That’s as many as four tens.
And that’s terrible.

From Superman #709, written by Chris Roberson.

OH MY GOD THEY MADE IT CANON

prismatic-bell:

fangirl221b:

madness-and-gods:

sickslickman:

There’s not even 19 billion people on the planet.

Meaning 12 billion people came back from the dead to like that post.

That’s the kind of power Stephen King has.

Reblogging again for the comment

That says 19 trillion, actually.

Meaning that 18 trillion 88 billion people came back from the dead to like that post.

That’s the kind of power Stephen King has.

Two words: Pet. Sematary.

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