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i like superheroes, harry potter, oranges, doctor who, dragons, music, supernatural, and honesty.

i spend most of my time laughing and reading.

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April 17th, 2014 17:12 PM • 15308 • pottergenes thefalloftheponds.

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

April 17th, 2014 16:21 PM • 202972 • happiest thefalloftheponds
April 17th, 2014 15:30 PM • 354500 • brookeeverdeen sorry.

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

April 17th, 2014 14:39 PM • 323764 • astoldbygengar sorry.

skiinnysuicide:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

What

April 17th, 2014 13:48 PM • 87199 • postllimit charleschuckhansen.

actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

April 17th, 2014 13:17 PM • 49792 • sweptoutofmymind charleschuckhansen.
April 17th, 2014 13:15 PM • 32423 • citoyenprouvaire charleschuckhansen.

all-four-cheekbones:

shinydiscopaul:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner
  • thigh-highs
  • corsets
  • boots
  • long dramatic coats
April 17th, 2014 13:11 PM • 112650 • maximdewinters-deactivated20140
April 17th, 2014 13:09 PM • 236513 • buttcramps thecolorchartreuse.

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

April 17th, 2014 13:09 PM • 26326 • genies humorking.

genies:

*skips school to catch up on tv shows*

April 17th, 2014 13:06 PM • 90283 • laugh-dance-ellen the-ace-of-stars

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

April 17th, 2014 13:05 PM • 30547 • ofelrond ottowa.

ofelrond:

ofelrond:

when u start talking 2 new teenage boy & the first thing he asks you is ‘biggest fantasy?’

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i just started laughing really hard because that gif was intended to be a reaction but i just realized it is also my answer to the question